I suppose now is as good a time as any to mention that I am now fully, undoubtedly, 100% employed. Henceforth I am no longer a lonely, out-of-work pathetic loser, but rather an equally lonely, career secure pathetic... Ahem.

Anyway, I am now promoted to the glorious position of boat captain. It's only a matter of time before the steering wheel of ( Read more... )